At first I assumed he was a Mexican, but slowly began to realise that a real Mexican probably wouldn’t be wearing a sombrero in a London nightclub. And he’d probably have a real moustache, not a stick-on one. A Mexican with a stick-on moustache would be like a Super-Mexican, because he’d have two moustaches, and that’d be cool, because a Super-Mexican could probably use his poncho as a cape, and then I realised I was saying all this to the man’s face.

The words ‘mainly in America’ translated to me as ‘this is bollocks’ and I sat back in my chair with a sigh.

I recommend keeping a diary. Diaries are cool.

But unlike the classically trained, my dancing had no respect for so-called boundaries; I wasn’t afraid to break the rules.

The people around you are you. They share your history. They can even write it with you. And when you lose one, there’s no doubt you lose some of yourself, however they’re lost.

I think if you’ve got a good idea it will stand out in one of the different mediums. For example, something might happen to me today and it could be something to talk about tomorrow on the radio, or I can write about it, or perhaps it will be best suited to telly.

The closed mind is a disease. You need to have an open mind otherwise life will just pass you by. You’ll be an observer, rather than a participant. Does that make sense? – 75.

I was saying yes because when you’re in love, the world is full of possibilities, and when you’re in love, you want to take every single one of them.

I try to find where the fun is and go there and then get asked if I want to have more fun. That's the way I want my life to go. Follow the fun.

A man came up to me at a party and asked if I wanted to be in his video game. I of course said yes. And then it turned out it was 'Assassin's Creed', so that was great. They let me ad lib a lot and mess about and be very snarky indeed, and I'm thrilled by the success of all their hard work.